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Originally Posted by Five Year Old Girl
Um, Sister Kitty,
Why come them Eskimos gotta live somewhere awl cold and stuff. Din't Jeevus like them anymore?
An' why come the fish up here is too big ta' fry. They giveded me some fish only it's not like Mommy cooks, ceptin when she makes me eat lany-Lynn or eated a bicycle tire.
I don't like bicycle tireses.
I wanna go home!
(Sob!)
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Hush, little girl. Do not cry. Sister Kitty will do all she can for you. Children are the most precious resource to Eskimos, even unsaved Eskimos, when they sober up.
Where are you dear one? Are you somewhere in my land?
And yes, Jesus never liked my people because we are direct ancestors of Cain. Well not direct exactly, as all know Noah and his sons were ancestors of Seth, Adam's 3rd son. But sadly, the ancestor of my people was a descendant of Cain, one of Noah's daughters-in-law. We are the descendants of a sinful woman.
This is probably too complicated, dear child, what is important is that some Eskimos are now coming to Jesus and Salvation. Almost 20 of us now.
I do not know your story, or if you can go home. But if you cannot, would you like to come to mine? I have asked my husband and he says we need more Caucasian True Christian™ blood in our family. We will cherish you always, so long as you love and obey God. And we will cut the fish into smaller pieces.