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Originally Posted by Brother Larry
This is just so thoughtful and considerate of you. It impressed me so much that when I was talking with my brother, who has been a chronic masturbator since birth, I suggested that he may want to talk with you about his problem.
My brother works down at the penitentiary with sex offenders (ironic, isn't it?) and when I mentioned your last name he said that it sounded so familiar - but that's impossible, isn't it? I mean, Creeser is such an uncommon surname. I laughed and laughed. Where in the world would he have ever come across it? Yeah, that's pretty much just silly. Silly old masturbating brother of mine.
So anyway, do you want me to contact him again and give him your info? If I can catch him when he's not engaged in self pleasure, that is.
Hey, again - I think it's special of you to be willing to assist with helping others conquer such a filthy sin.
Brother Larry
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Brother Larry,
Thank you for your kind words, I am honored. I am also glad that you are holding up your hand so we can see that your palms are hairless letting us no you don't self-rape. I'd say you qualify for an ex-masturbator medal.
I would get your brother to join our Godly forums friend. My specialty is intervening children before they start masturbating and spilling seed. This consists of watching the movie and simply telling them if they touch themselves they will spend an eternity in hell being sodomized by demons while they hold their heads down in the lake of fire
. For chronic masturbators, you will need a senior Pastor as he will probably have to undergo an exorcism.
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My brother works down at the penitentiary with sex offenders (ironic, isn't it?) and when I mentioned your last name he said that it sounded so familiar - but that's impossible, isn't it? I mean, Creeser is such an uncommon surname. I laughed and laughed. Where in the world would he have ever come across it? Yeah, that's pretty much just silly.
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I wouldn't know anything about that.