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Originally Posted by Dr. Laurie PHD
I have a cracked-window incident to report. Around noon yesterday my bay-window became ground zero in the Global War on Terror, leaving several visible cracks. Outside I found a mexican kid who claimed to be "sorry" and "playing baseball". I put his baseball bat to good use and the security detail took care of the rest.
I'm still a bit tramatized by my close encounter with terror.
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Oh, Laurie, I'm sorry to hear that! Hopefully that little Mexican't enjoys his stay at Guantanamo. But are you sure he was a child and not a midget? Terrorists love to use midgets to catch unwary Americans off-guard. But then, they also love to strap bombs to children and send them in too, so I guess it doesn't make a difference, does it?