Mr. White, it is this precise reason I am so blessed to homeschool my children! Why, no public school would dare upset Big Sodomy by showing such indisputable proof of the diabolic nature of their Satan Worship Ritual (anal sex). My children have been committing this mathematical proof to memory and later this afternoon we plan to use it throughout greater Des Moines as we loudly and confidently share the Good News with passers by in the street.