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Default Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010! - 02-04-2010, 10:48 PM

So the year is 2010, the month is March, the 3rd month, the 4th day and at 06:20am

I therefore looked to the 20th book of KJV1611, the 10th Chapter and 3rd Verse

Proverb:10:3: The LORD will not suffer the soul of the righteous to famish: but he casteth away the substance of the wicked.

This is the clearest indication of the destruction of the World and the Salvation™ of True Christians.

I noted that the date is 4th and time 06:20, but I note that in Jerusalem at that time it will be 14:20 because of the Jooish way of counting things.

I therefore looked to the 4th book of KJV1611, the 14th Chapter and 20th Verse:

Nu:14:20: And the LORD said, I have pardoned according to thy word:

[This is set in the context of Moses seeking forgiveness for the trespasses of the Children of God (nowadays, True Christians™) Nu:14:19: Pardon, I beseech thee, the iniquity of this people according unto the greatness of thy mercy, and as thou hast forgiven this people, from Egypt even until now.]

Thus we see that any trespasses that True Christians™ might have committed are now forgiven and entry to Heaven is assured.

Heathen Basher, I await the End of times with equanimity.





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Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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