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Default Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage! - 04-24-2009, 09:48 AM
There's a logical problem here friend: how did he cook himself? The FSM couldn't cook himself before he was the FSM now could he?

I dunno, a supreme being made of dago sticks that need 10 minutes before being al dente doesn't impress Baby Jesus much.

1 Samuel 17:43
He said to David, "Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?" And the Philistine cursed David by his gods.

Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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