[BrotherLarry]

Brother Godly,


I'd like to offer my perspective from the standpoint of an educated, handsome, young, well-built certified equine gnathologist, therefore supremely qualified to offer an opinion.


But first: I want to say Dr. Niles has given you sage advice as he always does; he is just as wise as he is handsome.


I must also mention the allowance of hair products for women. Other than using some mayonnaise (which a woman can make herself) to keep her hair moisturized and free of split ends, I can think of no hair care product that is necessary. Given the proper bones, a woman can even make a comb (or a man can make it for her if she's too stupid). With that being said, I am appalled that a woman with a caring father would want to defy him in such a manner. You have my prayers and manly sympathy, sir.


I would seek for lesbian reading material in her bedchamber, like Cosmopolitan or Redbook. Both of these publications espouse independence, which fosters unnatural desires for the weaker s-e-x.


Will you remind me where this girl's mother is in the picture? Surely she would not want her daughter to become lebanese and it is partly her responsibility to ensure this doesn't happen. Dads can't prevent all manner of sin - only God Himself can do that - but there is obviously something that opened the door for your daughter's defiance and it has festered unto the point of displaying itself in the fashion you described.


I wish you well, but I am feeling as though it is time to kick this person out of your home. It just seems like the loving thing to do.


BrotherLarry