Blind people represent one of the most clear examples of many differences between True Christians™ and false liberal Christians. You want to see if someone is a real Christian or not? Ask them what they think about blind people. Liberal false Christians will give you some nonsense about how blind people should be cared for. Completely oblivious to how it was God who blinded them in the first place.
Caring for blind people is like caring for serial killers because "Boohoo, they're in jail. They don't even have basic freedoms." It was their fault (or their parents) that they were in the mess in the first place. They got what they had coming!
Just take a moment to consider this. There are already serial killers, rapists, thieves, atheists, homosexuals etc. whom God has allowed to see. So can you imagine how bad someone must be in order for God to take time out of his busy schedule to blind them? Can you imagine what sort of heinous actions they'd do? The Bible already instructs you to pluck your eye out if you sin, Mark 9:47. God was taking a preventative measure, much like George Bush was against the terrorist to stop them from acquiring nuclear weapons. The ONLY thing keeping these criminals from running rampant is their lack of vision. Can you imagine the crime rates if blind people were allowed to continue living? They'd probably be the worst thieves, serial killers, rapists, arsonists, etc. history ever imagined.
So next time you see a blind person, shout GLORY! Because you live in a world where God is kind enough to protect you from humanity's most vile scum. Also, remember that you're looking at a vicious criminal in training who deserves no sympathy and no compassion what so ever. You should have no guilt what so ever in making fun of blind people.
Lastly, I just want to point out that this is another benefit of tithing! Remember to always tithe, because God is the most efficient and fair police force you can possibly have. That 10% of your income gives you a police force, guaranteed blessings, and an afterlife with Jesus Himself. Obama takes 50% of your income and can't even offer half of that
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