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Default Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! - 11-23-2012, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
First of all, I don't care HOW curious you are:

DO NOT DO AN INTERNET SEARCH ON "ANAL BLEACHING"



About a year ago, I had Maaco do a really sweet olive drab repaint on my 1948 Willys Jeep. Recently I noticed that the rear panel had some sun damage (I live in south FloriDUH). I did a search on "panel bleaching out" and I don't know what happened (mistype? auto-complete?), but when the search results came back it was FILLED with advertisements for creams and clinics that will (I swear I am not making this up), bleach your anus.

Look, what people do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern as long as it doesn't involve killing unborn children or same-sex relations. You want to go to Hell, hey, knock yourself out.

It turns out that this procedure has been popular among porn stars for years, but now regular people are doing it. Why? To make their anus more attractive.



As crazy as it sounds, many heterosexual couples use the "doggy style" position, which involves the woman on all fours with her rear end in the air, and the man mounts her from behind. As an Ex-Gay© I knew this position was used by sodomites, but it never occurred to me that married folks would do it. Crazy world, huh?

Anyway, some women got self-conscious because they knew that their poopy-hole was right out there in the open and that it is an ugly thing. Brown and wrinkly and just yucky. So what do they do?

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(note: non-offensive representation...not actual anuses)

What are the issues here? Basically you are spitting in the face of Jesus and letting Him know He did a bad job creating you. Hey, maybe you forgot this part:

(Genesis 1:27) "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

Or this:

(1 Corinthians 6:19) "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"

Etc., etc.

At some point, the husband is going to look down there and think, Hey, that looks kind of like Amanda Seyfried's lips and *POP!* he's a sodomite.



Jesus made poopy holes ugly because they are used for getting rid of bodily wastes. Think about that for a minute: you are trying to put lipstick on a sewer grate.

Lesson? DO NOT BLEACH YOUR ANUS.

Yours in Christ,

Zech
Yet another example of Big Sodomy's desperation, this is a shameless attempt to corrupt our young, naive you male boys into the clutches of the predatory anal rapist.

How is this different from the gay-man wearing youth oriented t-shirts or the latest hi-tech trainers or gameboys to attract the attention of the young, vibrant, sandy haired, blue eyed young youths?

No doubt bleaching their buttockular cleft makes them feel they are back in their late teens; rather than a nearly 40 self deceiving perverted queer

This kind of thing makes me hopping mad, I can tell you!

Now you must excuse me, my sister is dropping off my Nephew for the weekend.

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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