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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 01-05-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ClarificatiOnDarwin View Post
My proof that dinosaurs and humans DID NOT coexist is that Sarah Palin said they did.

ha.
Wow. That's so very rational.

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But seriously, there is not way they lived at the same time, every piece of real science says they were millions and millions of years apart. Dinosaurs are an archaeological reality, Adam and Eve are a religious metaphor. They aren't even a part of the same reality, let alone the same time period.Dinosaurs became extinct about 65 million years ago. Adam and Eve were supposed to have lived about 6 to 7 thousand years ago. (about 4000 BC) They would have never met. However, small mammals (including shrew-sized primates) were alive at the time of the dinosaurs. Many scientists who study dinosaurs (vertebrate paleontologists) now think that birds are direct descendants of one line of carnivorous dinosaurs, and some consider that they in fact represent modern living dinosaurs.
The earth is 6000 years old, so there is no way the dinos could have lived so long ago. I am aware of so-called "dating techniques," but every sane person (aka True Christian™) knows that these are just evil tricks of Satan/Science to fool people with little belief in God. Who do you think knows the age of the earth better, God or some Rubidium and Strontium atoms?
In short, your entire line of reasoning is based upon the premise of large timespans, but True Biblical Science clearly refutes this.

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If you've heard otherwise, it's pure nonsense and quite possibly one of the many april fools jokes/pranks I've seen posted on the internet.

I hope this helps clarify. *Note this does not mean that a god did not create humans and dinosaurs through the process of evolution, but they did not coexist.*
Unlike you, apparently, we are aware of the jokes and pranks on the Internet, and people like you, with your ridiculous speculations about Creation, all too often turn out to be one. I mean, how delirious do you need to be to believe in evolution?


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