Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
12-28-2017, 10:50 PM
God drowned a lot of kittens* in the Flood, but head-bashing (in the form of stoning to death) was something He only commanded to be done to sinful humans.
For example, a woman who was raped in a well-populated area but didn't cry for help just because, say-- a knife was being held to her throat.
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
Another example, some creep gathering twigs on the Sabbath. The Lord made sure to have His people stone the crap out of that guy pronto.
Numbers 15:32-36
The fact that drowning is considered a peacefull way to die just show how merciful God is, considering all the people and animals that He had to kill in order to cleanse the world of its wickness with the Great Flood.
* Not just kittens, of course. Also puppies, baby chicks, little bitty bunnies and adorable baby elephants.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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