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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
NOTHING involving "holy water" leads in any direction other than DOWN.
There is no such thing as ACTUAL holy water although criminals do market a product so labelled.
There is no such thing as holy string. Did the return address include the words "Kabbalah" or "Centre" by any chance?
I have yet to be shown how any inanimate object can attain "Blessèd" status or how special magic can be transmitted from any dead object (such as a bit of toenail or gem encrusted tooth) to any living soul. Non-special-magic is transmitted by demons and does not involve blessing; in that case it is witchcraft and very much common- or garden-variety devil worship as exemplified by popes whose mumbojumbo tends to engender earthquakes. This can happen retroactively:
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I have no reason to doubt Brother Popoff's words about how he was listening in on God's word as well as his discovery of the relics blessed by Jesus himself to help bring salvation to others. Brother Larry is also on his mailing list if you scroll up a bit. Any man who can recite the book of Leviticus in his letters as well as vote for Trump is good in my corner. Why, just last week I finished tooting on the GOLDEN Plastic SHOFAR so that God himself could hear my prayers and pleads for repentance of my sins. Being a former faggot, I used to blow on many things. Now that I have Jesus in my life, the only thing I need to blow is God's words out of my mouth to pray for salvation and happiness!