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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 05-06-2018, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GreatScott View Post
I'd recommend either actually stoning them or shooting them. Shooting would save time and lead is a type of rock.
The OP was seeking guidance on a godly way of doing in his kittens; which is why he came to a True Christian™ forum for advice.


If he had wanted the opinions of garden-variety sadists and/or unsaved trash of completely unknown provenance, he would have posted his question on Twitter.


Also, by this point the kittens are either dead at the hands of the OP or they have succumbed to the ravages of old age. Yet another reason that your input is unneeded.

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