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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
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'Tis a righteous idea if used in the right place
but had you seen the look on that dancer's face
When I tipped with a tract in her Garter belt strap
and followed it up with a disciplinary backside slap
I told her to change her ways or the Lord would denounce her
but I soon found myself gettin' trounced by the bouncer
So, learn this lesson from a true tract tipper
Don't waste your time tryin' ta reform a stripper!