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Jesus Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 07-08-2018, 03:19 AM

Praise Jesus. He takes the wheel more and more often in expectation of the Final Smiting (Luke 19:27; Revelation 9:15).



The principal aim of Jesus is not to make our lives nice or comfortable (Luke 14:26) but to guide us into Heaven by following His orders (Ecclesiastes 12:13). In that light, what is the most likely outcome of His driving for us? You guessed it! A reminder of the almost hopeless case on Sin and Sodomy on Earth. Hence, we can expect many more crashes administered by Jesus compared to miraculous rescues. Yet it is hard to get waterproof evidence of supernatural intervention, as the happenstances of the material world include many variables, other cars, pedestrians, trees, an occasional family of ducks crossing the road, that might have contributed to the outcome.



Only by locating material that depicts only Jesus and a car can we be certain of His benevolence and constant meddling with the sinners' affairs. Now we have that proof. Praise Jesus! New videos reveal how cars crash into thin air. Only by the actions of Jesus can this be Real®.



As we can see, there is an inexplicable force that stops the car. There is no way to explain these images in any conceivable manner. The only explanation is Jesus. It also shows how Jesus adapts to modern inventions while preserving a pure Biblical approach to all things bright and beautiful.

Jeremiah 6:21
Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I
will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.


Jesus can make stumblingblocks out of thin air.



Ezekiel 3:20
Again, When a righteous man doth turn from his righteousness, and commit iniquity, and
I lay a stumblingblock before him, he shall die: because thou hast not given him warning, he shall die in his sin, and his righteousness which he hath done shall not be remembered; but his blood will I require at thine hand.


Some of these ghost crashes may be fatal but that must be accepted a a sign of punishment. The religious affiliations of the drivers of these crashing vehicles have not yet been determined but based on the Bible that won't necessarily be necessary.

1 Corinthians 1:23
But we preach Christ crucified,
unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;


One of the principal causes for this new strategy by Jesus is the nation's weakness in Faith, mostly because of liberties such as the gay marriage ahd voting for Democrats.

1 Corinthians 8:9
But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a
stumblingblock to them that are weak.


These crashes are now occurring everywhere.


They are True Miracles™, thus, the atheist community is desperate. Many of them are trying to dismiss these supernatural interventions as being photoshopped. Some of them are even using computer generated images embedded into these videos to show "other cars" crashing into these vehicles. They are lying, as follows:
Quote:
This is an edited video where the second vehicle is removed.

Please do not visit sites that oppose Jesus in that manner. These ghost crashes are and remain as real as Jesus's History on Earth and His Death on the Cross!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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