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Default Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER! - 04-12-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
  • Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!
  • After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
  • All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!
  • The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.
  • The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
  • The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
  • The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!
Your first point is very appropriate, with the trend for extreme fancy-dress so popular at the summer "sci-fi & gamer conference" debauches no doubt starting up about now in America.
What a wonderful revolting opportunity for Satan to get these game-console-predatorharlot-powertopbear-nerd-fixated dweebs out of their armchairs, into some demonic costume, on drugs and living out their repressed morbid fantasies in the "real world" they wouldn't recognise the real world if it came served up in hotpants on a plate with salad.
OSBERT "Coo, Zinnea - now you can be Vanquisher!"
ZINNEA "Yes, isn't it exciting! Are you going to be Scientist?"
OSBERT "Yes, I am"
ZINNEA "What sort of a scientist are you going to be?"
OSBERT "A chemist"
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bestiality
There is nothing "simulated" about the bestiality at gatherings of this type. Osbert and Zinnea will project lustful urges, engendered by Satan during gameplay, into everything they see. As they walk about - drugged out out of their minds on the aphrodisiac recipe Osbert has found on the internet - they will be entirely unable to distinguish other conference attendees from the electronic artifacts of
DIABLO 3. The tragedy is: neither will anyone else.

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witchcraft…sorcery…some sinister cabal…murder…steal their possessions…sell them…pay a wizard
Parents should never let their children attend "game themed" events. Sister Lycia, you have identified all the threats I've seen lurking, waiting to pounce with leering honeyed words. Witchcraft will be openly practised, REAL sorcerers on the prowl for star-eyed wannabees: fodder for Satan. The sinister cabal which will certainly be organising the "conference" wastes no opportunity to get poor little deluded Vanquishers into their putrid dens of filth where they will be the star attraction (for a little while..)
ZINNEA "Osbert Osbert Osbert you'll never guess who I just met!!!"
CORRECT. OSBERT WILL NEVER GUESS.
OSBERT "You didn't did you?"
ZINNEA "Yes!!!!!!!"
OSBERT "Who was it?"
ZINNEA "The Great Magister"

We know that sorcery is deception: it is performed by Satan's minions and he operates them like mindless puppets: any lie that is expedient he will employ:

JOHN 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

He will prostitute them FOR REAL, take everything that they have, sell them to strangers and then KILL THEM. "Ya wanna call it paying a wizard? - I'm a wizard: THE GREAT MAGISTER - PAY UP" and the suckers pay. They have been well groomed with foul DIABLO 3 and we are greatly indebted to Sister Lycia for drawing our attention to this - the latest - of his tricks. Thanks to her we are forewarned.
And forewarned is forearmed:

EPHESIANS 6
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Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high place.
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
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