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Default Re: Things that the Bible doesn't say - 04-20-2012, 10:32 PM

Other little platitudes that are NOT in the Bible:


"When God closes a door, He opens a window."


"Cleanliness is next to Godliness."


"All men are created equal."


"God made Eve out of Adam's rib which is on his side so that they could be equal."


Pastors are always spinning little homily-strewn sermons using phrases like the ones listed above. None of those expresses come from the Bible and in fact, said expressions are often used to preach messages that are completely in contradiction to what the Bible REALLY says.


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