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Default Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL - 07-13-2010, 11:23 PM
6. Heat! Summer heat causes people to become aroused to the point of no longer being controllable. It causes men to "dangle" lower which creates a pendulous motion in their swim trucks which can lure people into lust. (I have researched this a lot.)

7. Snow Cones! Snow cones may not appear threatening at first, but once you are well-studied on the effects of cold temperatures on the female nipples, you will think twice about buying them for your children!

8. Water Hoses! Water hoses have long been a way for liberals to teach kids to engage in premarital sex by simulating the act of a boy "spraying" a girl with his hose. I'm not sure what it means when the girl sprays a boy with the hose, but I'm sure a liberal could tell you.

Spraying each other with a water hose is NOT an activity meant for children! It's meant to be shared between a man and his wife!


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