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Originally Posted by The Lord's Sword
The first step is to admit that God hates you. Once you realize that He wants you to burn in hell for being a anal assassin, ass bandit, backdoor bandit, bone smuggler, brownie king, bugger, butt pirate, doughnut puncher, and cockpipe cosmonaut, you will be able to ask God forgiveness and through accepting His only son Jesus Christ, as your Lord and Savoir, may you be forgiven.
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I do accept that God hates me, until I forswear the anal male pleasures that have such a grip on all of me, and accept Christ's love into me, to replace all that which is so wrong, so against Our Lord's love and passion.