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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Son, if you are suggesting that if a woman thinks she is having an imaginary orgasm, and all of the blood runs from her head to her nether regions and she passes out and possibly dies from lack of oxygen to the brain, that is probably a reasonable assumption. Women tend to imagine a lot of things that aren't real, and this could be a simple manifestation of one of them.
There is probably a female hormone that turns off oxygen to the brain. God knows enough women have it. Elizabeth Hasselbeck must breathe through her skin. She never stops talking long enough to take a breath, and she has never said anything that made sense. Believe me, this comes straight from Betty Bowers, who knows all of those pop tarts! Praise JESUS that these dumb bimbos fade from the public scene faster than ducks poop.
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I can't believe a man of your age thinks women fa
ke orgasms, we have the same experience you do, but ours is much more awesome! Now teach yourself to give your wife one!