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Default Re: Free Paddles! - 06-27-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
If I haven’t mentioned it you have quite the talent with a rod of correction Sister Talitha. I couldn’t help noticed the other day when you were discussing how you wanted your hedges trimmed with your gardener (to be honest I wasn’t spying, someone called in your discussion in as an assault) Just watching you swing that golf club, wow. Your gardener was down on the ground in an instant clutching his greasy head and screaming like a little girl while you were shouting “trim my bush right, little BOY!”. Then one, two, three swings at him in rapid succession, each swing drawing blood. It was awesome, some of the guys on the Security Detail can’t swing a club that quick Sister Talitha.

You must love Jesus a whole lot to practice with a club like that Sister Talitha.
Well, Thank You for saying that Pastor.
you know how irritated I get when I don't get my Bush trimmed to my liking.
You know, I used to have quite a temper until I had the Love of Jesus enter me.
Of course, those little yellow tablets help too.
But with those tablets,The Love of Jesus, and a good Joo Lawyer I don't have any problems now.

Praise HIM



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