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Default Re: ... - 03-02-2015, 06:06 AM

OK, Cottonelle, let's break things down to the level that even a female can understand it.

1. Bitesticle

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


You see, God makes it clear right there that girl on girl homersex action is on a par with male homerism. God even made a big deal of it, by saying 'for even their women'. In other words, God found the cagey carpet cleaning so revolting that He had to stress it. God is saying that things are really bad when nookie starts nibbling nookie. God absolutely, positively, undeniably HATES Homers, be they male or female.


2. Major believer in God.


More like a major HATER of God. Nobody but nobody that is even a false, fluff-bunny Christian would spit in God's face by denying His will by munching muff. If you believe in God, it is only so you can hate Him by defying Him every single time you pluck lavender scented pubes from between your teeth.



3. Girlscouts.



Nobody cares about the Wilderness Girls, or whatever you call yourselves. Nobody would even know you existed if you didn't come around with boxes of overpriced cookies. Why aren't you home baking cookies? Boy Scouts are important because they will grow up to do great things like become church leaders and Republicans. Girl Scouts are unimportant because they will grow up to become real estate agents and Mary Kay dealers that don't know how to bake cookies from scratch.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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