Double post, but:
Dear Communist Harlot;
You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists. 
By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere? 
Seeing as you live in America, isn't Sexism illegal? Because I thought that you had Womans' Rights in your country? And I don't remember Russia being the USSR anymore, I think that's been over for a while now.