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Default Re: I will give you a gift for my birthday. Ask me any questions and I will answer you, my child. - 12-25-2012, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Savior sir, I've always wondered something. Why did you bother creating things like poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions? Personally, I would have left those out. Or at least made Saved® men immune to their venom.

Just wondering.
Oh Ezekiel, you have been a very good boy this year.

I created all the poisonous snakes when Adam made me/my daddy very mad by eating from the tree I/he told them not to. It was part of the curse I laid down on man after I left the tree of knowledge of good and evil sitting out in the middle of the garden unattended and I let a snake that walked on legs in to tempt Eve into eating it.

I thought that would be a nice touch to not only curse the ground, but everything that creeps across it too.


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