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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 07-13-2008, 07:04 AM

Now that's what I'm talkin about Pastor Ezekial!

Fabulous pic of you! It would surely inspire wetter than spring True Christian ladies to beg their middle-aged hubbies to create another teensy True Christian to add to the fold. Good stuff!

As you can see by my Avatar photo, I am also a strikingly handsome man. Sadly, though, my years as a Catlick have resulted in God leaving His mark of rebuke on me. In the form of not only a third, but a fourth nipple.

So I cannot volunteer for the calendar unless you have some good photoshop software.

Also God, knowing before my birth that I would spend years as a heretic, pre-punished me by having me born with nether equipment that would make a chink laugh. So there would be no manly bulge in my speedos to inspire the ladies to add to God's roster of True Christians.

I apologize for my inadequacies but am comforted by the knowledge that there are many True Christian manly men at Landover who could easily fill a dozen calendars.
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