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Default Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! - 10-09-2010, 06:07 PM

From what I have heard, the French, at least. have excellent table manners.

Many American children do not know how to use utensils even past the age of eight. They put their feet up on the table-- normally a coffee table as they must be entertained with television at all times-- and smear their food around with their hands.

My source in France informs me that children as young as two are labelled "piggy" and humilated into proper decorum at the dining table.

None of the outrageous behaviors noted above would be a problem in a True Christian household where grace is said before meals properly served at the table-- such food being properly prepared by a True Christian mother, or her household help.

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