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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-19-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.

I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast.
Australia is not a jungle island, it's a desert island. It is also a Christian nation. Bush fires are also a rare occurrence. Clearly you didn't pay enough attention in class to learn about hemispheres, or the fact that the Earth is tilted on an angle. That is why our seasons are different to yours.

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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren.
Australian.

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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
Austria is a small nation next to Germany in Europe.

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Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

Genesis 3:14-15
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.
1) I hate the sport AFL, and it doesn't differ from NFL, where sweaty men run after a ball, and get in a big ol' group hug to start off. Afterwards it's a pat on the ass, and off for a group shower.

2) My dog managed to survive a bite from a Brown Snake, and we had to take him to 2 vets to find one open at the time of the bite. The real reason we have snakes is to separate the boys from the men. It's why obesity isn't much of a problem here.

3) The outback is where Christians live, away from obesity causing, gay-loving, divorce approving society.

4) Why are you out that far to sea? Our beaches too beautiful to handle? We have that desert for a reason.

5) That doesn't make it our national anthem. America's unofficial national anthem is Personal Jesus by Manson, that must make it their real anthem, and shows they are really a God-hating country.

6) Thongs (flip-flops to you Americans) were a New Zealand invention, where they are called jandels. Saying we can't call them thongs is highly hypercritical.

7) They are neither dumb nor ugly. They are a majestic marsupial. Did your god not create them? Are you saying he did a poor job?

8) Isn't he that actor from Passion Of The Christ? It is a movie made in Italy, it's not even an Australian movie.
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