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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I acknowledge that Obama's reelection detracts from my prior arguments for the existence of a benevolent God who wants the job creating class to govern America. However, Obama's reelection does contribute to another of my arguments, the one that says there exists a malevolent Devil who seeks by tenebrous machinations to usurp the will of that benevolent God. The reason I know Christianity is true is because there is no conceivable state of the world that would disprove it.
If Obama is impeached, that will mean there is a God. Is Obama is not impeached, and the poor are given health care, that will mean there is a Satan which will mean there is a God. Christianity is true automatically, whether it is true or not.
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One can see the hand of Satan everywhere in this election thwarting The Will of our All Knowing, all Powerful God. How else is Hurricane Sandy explained without the hand of Satan? A massive super storm shows up at exactly the right moment so Obama can bribe voters by saving them from starving. Sure, tell me that was random chance.