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Default Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! - 03-24-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.

You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.

GLORY!
Brother Redeeemed, if ever there was a message we all need to hear at Easter time, this is it.

The very idea parents would provide their children with the symbolic testicles of Satan just turns my stomach. This is a warning to all parents in Freehold, do not buy chocolate eggs at the discount stores outside of town. Even if others do not catch you in the act, Jesus knows and will take revenge.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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