[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Rev Beatdown

But as a republican, i would like to say SHUT UP.

Can't you see this is an oxymormon? With emphasis on the later part of that word. True Republicans are decent people, and do not say vulgar things like that. I've read one sentence, and it is now clear already that you are a whiny lieberal.

No really, you guys make the smarter party look like a bunch of gun nut, ultra religious KLANSMEN. And you aren't helping Christians either. No, REAL christians, who are NOT brother blowing racists, Christians who respect other religions, and do NOT endorse websites that talk about "self crucifixion."

1. We are not klansmen, some of us wear white robes which have a religious significance
2. We are not racists, we just follow the Bible regarding the Curse of Ham.
3. We follow the Bible, and as such anyone who disagrees with us departs from the Bible, and is in no way a True Christian™, so you can't possibly say that we "aren't helping Christians."
4. As far as I'm aware, we don't do self-crucifixion here at Landover. You're confusing us with idol-worshipping papists.

And by the way, if you read the bible lately, you would know that pride is a sin. So all of you righteous pricks telling me that I'M going to hell for fapping in high school are damning themselves.

But my dear sinner, we do not say that out of pride, but out of realism! You will go to Hell if you don't accept Jesus!

Now stop calling Obama the anti-christ, stop saying we need to kill all non-believers and in the same breath condemning jihad, and if you do not have the intelligence or self restraint to take that advice, please kindly crucify yourselves upside down.

We do not do satanism here, friend. Your inhuman desire to see people crucify themselves upside down (touching yourself all the time when you think of this, I bet) is considered offensive by True Christians™. As is your liberal denialism of Obama being the Antichrist.

Originally Posted by Rev Beatdown

Well, I do not see many liberals here to make fun of.

Well, you are, but you are so boring that I wouldn't know how.

I am sorry, but religion and politics just do not mix. Separation of church and state.

Can you provide Scriptural support for that assertion? If you cannot, I think we can say that, because of all the Scripture that contradicts this assertion, this is yet another proof that you are neither Republican nor Christian.

And if you ban me for this, then that proves you are so insecure about your own opinions you cannot hear any opinions contrary to your own. Anyone who welcomes the opinions of others has proven they are secure in their beliefs, instead of the cowards who go to these forums to be agreed with constantly. Your call. Ban me, and you will know forever how insecure you are. You have no ulterior motive for banning me!

We only ban people if they prevent us from worshipping here in peace, which is the purpose of this forum. You came here crashing in disturbing us, without even introducing yourself, so there is no reason why we should react at your silly attempts to engage in debate with real True Christians™. But so far, I don't think you will be banned, that will only happen if you actively harrass us, for example by posting pornographic material, blaspheming God or refusing to listen to reason.

I haven't even mentioned the cowboy buttsecks!

Well, if you do, than you might indeed get banned. But then you deserved it, so don't use it to feed your pathetic persecution complex.