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Lightbulb Christian hope for those suffering from internet porn addiction. - 05-04-2010, 10:14 PM

I feel like we at Landover Baptist have done a wonderful job with our ex-masturbater program for men, but internet porn addiction is becoming more and more of a problem among ladies and couples.

I was inspired by this New York Times article about the godly Crystal Renaud's ministry for women who can't stop abusing themselves (or jilling off as the kids put it) to internets pornography.

I am offering two personalized ministries for people suffering from this abomination.

Females Addicted to Pornography International Network or (FAPIN).
Eligible candidates are ladies with low self esteem between the ages of 18-32. A photograph should be supplied so I can get a sense of the depth of demonic possession you are suffering from.

I will fly to wherever you are and rent a house for a couple of days where we will read selected excerpts from the Bible and watch instructional videos on various ways to stop abusing yourself. I know that this ministry will stretch you and let you see things from different perspectives and offer hope for your journey of recovery.


Coming Under Christian Knowledge or the CUCK ministry. I am also offering counseling to couples who are going through porn addiction where I will teach men how to be better leaders of their wives. He watches and takes notes while I demonstrate the true meaning of the LORD's gift of procreation.

I am doing this as a labor of love 100% free to eligible women or couples. Space is limited and times will fill up quickly. Please private message me if you or someone you love is suffering from internet pornography addiction.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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