[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by lucifers_biatch

If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!

He did that in Sodom & Gomorrah.

If[…] gay.

Filled with wild speculation and lacking any authority

God created all man in his own image.

…and gave us free will to choose a lifestyle.

With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)

That is blasphemy and you are damned without hope of Salvation.

and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.

I doubt it, he describes men lying with men as with women as an abomination – He thinks the act is vile, corrupt and degenerate, and, you know what? In your own heart you think that too.

God also says love your neighbour and clearly you don't understand the meaning of this.

Listen up, queer boy, I’d like to give you a chance at Salvation, but, as above, you’ve blown it. If you had had the time to listen, I’d have told you that we here at Landover love everyone around us – it’s just that there are no homers in Landover. Also, we cannot love those who use orifices for that not intended by God for that use – it is simply abominable.

You will all go to hell anyways, […] someone else.

We are right, you are wrong, nancy boy.

"He without sin

A fair description of the True Christian here at Landover

… shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned?

Any sin that we had has been purged by the Sweet Blood of Jesus! Praise!

Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.

Landover has some of the largest glasshouses in the world designed for growing exotic fruit. Are you an exotic fruit or an ordinary one?

You’re damned homer – quit whining and prepare for an eternity in the brimstone pits – there’ll be a special pit for your type – filled with fallen women - no men.