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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Yes, if there are roads then the bicycle is how you get somewhere in a hurry in Catlick Italy. In even-more-Catlick-Spain, where there are fewer roads, the peasants travel on foot. I am told that in Poland, the ass remains the preferred method of transport - obviously this is mere hearsay, as I have never visited that Godless hellhole.
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Polish asses are certainly easy to ride, but from what I understand, castrated cattle is the transportation choice of preference.
Here is a typical Polish guy with his "car." Being Polish, he runs behind it instead of riding.
However, Polish also have developed a large toy car, but they didn't take this idea one step further into making a real car:
(It's actually a Polish toy version of the Italian Fiat).
I'm told that four Polish people can fit into that toy. (However, one average-sized American would fill the whole thing).