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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner
As I grew older, I grew wiser, and I started just recently becoming a full Christian like yourselves. Also as I grew older, my acne started to get milder, and just recently after I joined God's favourite website my acne has almost completely cleared up. A strange coincidence, don't you think?
I am proposing that my acne was directly caused by my sinning and was God's way of PUNISHING me, and all this mumbo jumbo about "hormones" was the Devil trying to keep me from finding out the truth.
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No doubt, this was a punishment laid upon you by God. I think it might have been a leprosy. After all, Jesus is well known for healing leprosies:
And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed. Matthew 8:3
Praise the sweet name of Jesus Christ that you have been saved, brother!