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Originally Posted by Shela Tansper
.........there will be plenty of time for me to pass around the plane to help the passengers reflect on their lives and help them find their way through our Lord, i may have reserves about entering the economy seats at the rear of the plane.
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Dearest Shela, since I feel I have a bit of a vested interest in your "safekeeping" on this flight, I'd like to warn you about going to the back of the plane.
Please bear in mind the foundations upon Australia was built. And here I'm talking about convicts, preverts, and, dare I say it, PETA-types who spend more time worrrying about the fate of Abos, roos, and Koalas than they do about Godly Things™ like beef jerky and chicken-fried steaks.
So, should you venture to the back of the aircraft, can you at least ask for a Sky Marshal to accompany you? But, of course, only if he is American. Those Ozzie marshals will want to tempt you with their Barbie-sized shrimp, and we all know those Paul Hogan types just don't "measure up", if you get my drift.
Keep us up to speed on your trip - if that commie inspired Qantas Airlines allows you to use modern technology like Blackberries and such, as opposed to their favored means of communication - and here I'm talking about notes attached to boomerangs.
Have a safe trip and please avoid drinking the water there as all the good stuff is owned by Fosters who, like Budweiser, runs it through some animals first. In Budweisers case, it's those fat, ugly horses. In Foster's case, it's dingos.
Perhaps you can get some water from Tazmania, where they purify it by using old panty-hose worn by virgins. But, before you drink it, make sure it passes the "sniff test." And here I'm talking about flowers, not seafood.