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Originally Posted by 1liesalot
Surely you preach the inerrant word of the Lord and Christ Child beautifully and therefore you are truly one of the elected of heaven.
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Amen!
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Only 144,000 names are in the Book of the Perpetually Vomitous Goat and Fornicating Lamb
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Blasphemy!
As long as you don't blaspheme against the Holy Ghost, you can still be Saved, my dear. Just don't screw up your chances forever and ever by doing it:
Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.
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and I believe with all my heart that yours is one of them and you are saved.
But verily I require your pastoral guidance on the question of Deuteronomy 25:11, which clearly states the following:
"Two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy".
I am asking you this because it happened to my friend yesterday and she is beside herself with fear of the Lord's fierce anger and she feels her hand slipped and the touching of private parts was inadvertant. So she intends to appeal the cutting off of the offending hand. But please Pastor, offer us your righteous wisdom and opinion of what she might say to Yahweh in her own defense that he might bestow his infinite mercy and at the very least agree to a lighter sentence like an ankle tag or something.
Or is the situation already lost?
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I have homework for you:
The Holy Bible contains several instances where God tells us to follow the secular laws of the lands where we live.
Can you find
three of such instances?
HINT: Look in Romans, Hebrews, and 1 Peter.
And yes, I have deliberately chosen the longer letters for you to peruse (the same thing is also mentioned in a couple of very short ones).
