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Default Re: Pray for God to Smite Any Woman who Flirts with Mitt. - 05-06-2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
One thing we Republicans do not need is another candidate who changes, or, adds to his wife collection.

We had this problem with Newt. He used his wives well, but eventually all of us supporting him had to do a lot of explaining.

Now, we have Mitt. He is a handsome man devil women would be attracted to. Add to that the inborn lust of Mormon men--they like having variety in their bedrooms.

Let's pray God strikes down any woman who makes a move on Mitt Romney.

I promise before Jesus and everybody else that I will not flirt, sashay or bandy any feminine charms in Mitt Romney's vicinity.


In fact, Romney sort of inspires a cold, fearful righteousness in me.



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