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Default American Catlicks. - 09-19-2006, 12:55 AM

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worship: Satan and Mary
Something I learned on ESPN one time, is that American catlicks are unique from the other catlickers in the world in that they worship some false idol called Touchdown Jesus (in addition to Satan and Mary; this "Touchdown Jesus" is not to be confused with Jesus Christ!), and spend their time memorizing quotes by a man named Knute Rockne (which to them is the same as scripture) and singing the fight song to the University of Notre Dame (when they should be singing True Christian™ hymns).

Now this other one I don't really know anything about (maybe Brother Temperance knows), is that catlickers in the UK (particularly in Scotland) worship some Soccer coach named Jock Stein, and hold mass at a place in Glasgow called Celtic Park.


"If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."

- W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
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