Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-14-2012, 12:23 AM
Just what it says on the wrapper: Give us your best impersonation of the sort of pseudo-Christian space cadet who only thinks he's saved. I'll start.
You Landover Baptists are a bunch of evil, hate-filled, backwoods redneck hicks, and you'll be the first ones to go to hell. How can you not know that only God is allowed to judge?
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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