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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Brother Mr. Mayor,
"Two Boys Kissing" is a disgusting thought and I am sure the author of such a book is a wretched homer with a sinsick soul.
This is why I am a fan of book bans, burns, and government-controlled press.
I urge you to protect Freehold by establishing laws which create a Committee for a Safe Society in your city. ALL literature, television programming, radio broadcasts, and the like would have to first be monitored by the committee before they are released to the general public.
It's things like this that will keep you in the mayor's seat for the foreseeable future if you ask me. I hope you'll consider it.
In the fight for a Homer-Free World,
Brother Larry
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Thank you, Brother Larry. Your relentless war against homerism is appreciated by all of us.
As to a "Committee for a Safe Society," however, I'm not so sure. Mayor Debbie in Orange City had a committee in her public library. They thought it "only fair" to include these foul books in case there were children who needed to know about sin.
In my view, I was elected Mayor of Freehold to put the Bible in our government. I have come to believe there are closet atheists lurking in and around our community and some might sneak onto a committee like that.