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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
I consider tipping a waitress to be the same thing as giving cash to a panhandler. She's just going to spend it on booze and drugs. I've heard testimony from now-saved former food-service employees, and I know how they like to "party".
Whenever I dine out, I always leave three Chick Tracts in lieu of a monetary tip -- one for the waitress, one for the busboy, and one for the cook.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Amen, Pastor!
When I was a lowly waiter working for cruel masters who forced me to work Sundays or lose my job (I went to Church at night still and repented), I had patrons who would leave me Chick Tracts as a tip.
How could I forget when their large group would come in to eat with their small children? They would feed their darling little Soldiers for Christ® Cheerios which approximately half would make it into the
demonspawn sweet babies' mouths. The rest would fall all over the floor.
After the first time that Godly group (shout glory) left me Chick Tracts as a tip, I was so incredibly inspired, I shared them with the owner, the bartender, the cooks and the fellow waitstaff.
The following week, they came back. God bless them. Javier told me something about gusanos en la salsa. I'm guessing that meant maggots. Thank the LORD we threw it away before our TC™ patrons could be served such nastiness.
We had the busboy wash their teaspoons like a moyle finishing a briss. He seemed rather feverish and clammy that day. I'm sure it was just the Holy Spirit and anticipation of such an august group of True Christian Independent Baptists.
I can tell you, I and all the waitstaff were parched from all the good service we gave them that day!
Their bill that week, approx $35 (1992). My tip. $1.88. Praise His holy name!