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Default God Hates Selfies - 02-26-2014, 12:27 AM

As a firm proponent of retributive justice, God always finds a way to make the punishment fit the sin - and pestilence has been in His arsenal, called upon for numerous occasions in the Bible (KJV1611).

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For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.

- Exodus 9:15

The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.

- Deuteronomy 28:21
Ever since Obama took that selfie with that slut Danish Prime Minister, selfies have been in the news. It's not known whether Obama got a dose of head lice or was made to suffer at the hands of Michelle, but it's becoming clear that God is not fond of selfies.

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Expert Claims Selfies Are Giving Teens Head Lice

"But now, teens are sticking their heads together every day to take cell phone pics."
By Jessica Roy - Feb. 24, 2014

Teens everywhere are smooshing their heads together in an attempt to capture the perfect selfie, and while that sounds pretty innocent, danger is lurking just around the corner: all those selfies could be causing an uptick in head lice cases.

SFist talked to a lice expert located in Scotts Valley named Marcy McQuillan who notes that though lice is usually found in elementary aged kids, she’s seen a “huge increase” in lice cases in teens this year. The obvious culprit for this anomaly? Evil, evil selfies.

“Typically it’s younger children I treat, because they’re at higher risk for head-to-head contact. But now, teens are sticking their heads together every day to take cell phone pics,” McQuillan told SFist.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/24/...lice-outbreak/


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