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Default Re: Emo Scum: How to spot one - 04-29-2014, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MourningStar View Post
Now I have had a role in a play where I had to be an emo.
To be emo you:
1. Wear a lot of eyeliner.
2. Listen to Black Veil Brides or Blood on the Dance Floor.
3. Self-harm.
4. Have facial piercings.
5. Tattoos.
6. Band merch.
7. Feminist.
8. Gay/Bi/Pans
Emos.
Having read your Introduction it occurred to me if this post also contains an unfortunate spelling error?! I found no data on "emos" on KJB but - regarding created kinds - I began to wonder if you meant emus, those Austrian flightless fowl? They entered the Ark provided by our LORD (Genesis 6:20) and have inhabited the deserts of Austria ever thereafter.

I have here a picture of a typical Austrian emu:

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...2c/Emo_emu.jpg

Exactly as you depicted in your list.

Was the play you participated in some rousing Austrian play such as "The Sound of Music". I suppose you played the part of one of these emus?

Acts 19:31 shows you the only kind of theatre you are supposed to be involved in (by listening as a female).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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