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Default Re: Emo: How to Be/Spot One - 04-28-2014, 11:58 PM

Mourining Star,

Thank you for confessing your deviant lifestyle. I can assure you the fine people of Landover will certainly help you find God. However, you must be completely honest about you "experiences". Sweetie we all have heard this before.

" I was in a play once and had ________!"

Do you honestly think we will fall for this line?? You could have been completely honest with us all from the beginning. Here how you should have wrote it.

1. I like older men!
2. I like to crossdress!
3. I listen to punk rock.
4. I wear woman's make up.
5. I like to mutilate my body.
6. I wear clothes that glorify Satan.
7. My friends are gay Fem-Nazis.


There is hope for you and I am sure of two things. You can be cured and the fine people of Landover can help you. Maybe one of the strong men of Freehold can help you. I blame your parents for not displining you at an early age.

Let this be a lesson to all young married couple's when they have children.

1. Home schooling is a must.
2. Beat your children so they do not become this person.




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