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Originally Posted by JumpingJehosafats
Maybe your back hurts because you are fat. Statistics bro, statistics. Work out or do some Yoga...or something.
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Yoga?? "Bro", I fail to see how worshiping
330 million false gods at once will
help anything! Whatever you do, don't contort your body like this, as you will certainly have to answer for such an act before God on Judgment Day! Rather, I suggest you speak with a pastor immediately about ways to solve your back problems, the way we do here at Landover. My back was aching me many months ago and I immediately sought help with Pastor Zeke, who bent me over and contorted me every which way that left me thinking only of Jesus