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Default Re: Second Baptist announces "Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia" - 04-15-2012, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
We use atheists to do roadwork in Freehold, and to groom our private 18 hole golf course. Can't spare any at the moment, but I like your idea, Reverend.
You trust atheists to do work on your roads and your golf course?

Don't you know they're amoral monsters? Filled with hatred and jealousy of True Christians™ and our relationship with God?

They would probably toss that rotting roadkill into your water supply and spray "THERE IS NO GOD AND I HATE HIM AND HOPE HE SENDS YOU PEOPLE TO HELL" in Roundup on your greens! Oh, I'd never let atheists do any kind of important job!

You know, the kind they'd get paid for, or where they can sabotage something, or where they have contact with children, or the elderly, or womenfolk.

We've got three atheists signed up right now for the mission, but another month to go in recruiting. The more, the merrier!

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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