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Default Re: Dolphins and Evolution! - 06-13-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Orelia View Post
[…]There are laws even against mistreating animals sold as food and used in experiments as well!
Not in Landover see here.

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, there is no way that God would accept such an act!
Is that the God who drowned all but everything on earth at the time of the Flood; men women, babies, animals, etc.? I honestly think that God is not really bothered, don’t you? Or do you believe in a different God?

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I was pointing out what evolutionists believe![…]And what YOU think evolutionists believe, evolutionists ABSOLUTELY not believe in! […]Do you follow what I am saying?
Not really. You see, eviloutionists are anti-God, their lies push God into an ever smaller corner if they are believed by the gullible. The Unsaved Trash (e.g. you) are all to willing, because of a public school education, a diet of sugar and popular TV, to believe anything a secular, so-called scientist will publish.

If I start from a position of interesting myself in the minutiae of the so-called science of Evilution, I have to accept that there may be something in it. Clearly, God says there isn’t. This would force a belief in 2 distinct philosophies. As Evilutionists are not out to disprove Creation science but to explain the world in their godless terms, We here at Landover are here to explain the world according to God. It is a nice bonus when our experiments knock a secular scientist out of his ivory tower, but it is not the main purpose.

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You believe that animals were created all like they now are by God do you not?
No, not really. This article on Godly punctuated smiting, is really excellent and doesn’t get the recognition it deserves – you must read it! It explains so much!
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I think Jesus was the greatest human that has ever lived,
Jesus is God clothed in a human body.
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I doubt the Jesus that loved and cared for every creature of God
You mean like the Gadarene Swine that he drove devils into and ran over a cliff? Now that’s a good experiment we could do! We need someone possessed of demons… what are you doing Friday next?
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And I don't see how He could of approved!
Didn’t you read what I have written above about the pigs?! Goodness, woman, your attention span is short.
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Jesus was a brilliant man
God
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, educated, wise, filled with knowledge, compassion, love, mercy,
Yes, it was He who said that He came not to bring peace but the sword wasn’t it – even Unsaved Trash look up to Characters like that.
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he accepted people like they were and regardless of their beliefs, gender or race...
No He didn’t! Where did you get that rubbish from – show me the biblical reference! Christ was exceptionally clear – you believe in Him or you roast in the Eternal Fires of Hell – that’s what he said!
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Is this how you honor Jesus our Christ?
Christ is part of the indivisible Holy Trinity, Christ is the same God as the God of The Old Testament. Here we follow the entire Bible, not just the fluffy-bunny bits. The philosophy that you are describing is more applicable to a middle class, lieberal, concerned women’s meeting at a West Coast Democrat Convention! It has nothing at all to do with Christianity.

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And no I don't need a husband! I have a wonderful boyfriend who treats me with love and respect!
Oh! I see, I’m being lectured by a woman whose father can’t afford to marry her off to a suitable True Christian™ man and who is not busy in the kitchen or producing little soldiers! You must be a disappointment to your parents.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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