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Originally Posted by Dr. Laurie PHD
Catholics are currently employing legions of bureaucrats to answer this problem - and not one of them has noticed that, according to Catholic Church Dogma, when the wheat cracker hits the stomach it transforms into human flesh. (Raw or cooked, I don't know or care). Hey geniuses, Meat is gluten-free!
However, to disprove this claim that communion gives you a belly full of human blood and body-part, all it takes is for one person to vomit after communion (the quality of their wine makes this inevitable). Heck, doing what every fashion model does and purging after communion could solve this gluten problem also. I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the disciples were binge-and-purgers, just look at how ripped they are. How else did they stay so thin? They obviously weren't on the Atkins diet.
I myself am going to vomit if I have to keep thinking about these blasphemous, occult cannibalism rituals.
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My children and I hand out these bags on the steps of Catholic churches when the sheeple come out of their Mass. It's a guaranteed conversation starter.