Are you crazy??!
You went in Portugal in vacation when you have SPAIN and beutifull Alicante next it!!!?
Weather - better
Food - better
People - better
Girls - nicer
Men - (OK they're all sex-obsesionate perverteds but you're no ineterst in them anyway so we just ignore this OK?)
Beahces - better
Sport - better, we World Champions and THEY got Cristiano Ronaldo, gayman.
Drunk Britishs? - we keep them all in a big zoo/thematic Park called Benidorm.
I think you have learn you lesson, yes?
YIC, Mari.