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Default Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. - 01-23-2014, 03:33 PM

Friends, I am convinced that those "large statues" are irritating God in a big way.

Those Brazileans made one of 125ft. Great, cool, but... why not 126ft? Or 130? Or even 150ft?

But.

Why stop there?

Is Jesus so unimportant that it's OK to have statues of Him that are smaller than the Eiffel tower?

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Really Friends?

So, we could build one that is at least a 1000 ft. YES! That is, if we really think that comparing HIM to some-french-scrapyard-experiment-gone-wrong makes sense. Why not 5 times larger? 10 times?

Why not so large that He would feel all the space in Freehold? (which would not leave room for His Favorite People BTW ).

You guessed it. It doesn't make sense. And God doesn't approve. End of.


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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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